To the Lovely Ms. Suphisara,
Subject: Application for the Position of 'Your Sweetheart'
I am Teerasak Sangkumphan, a dedicated student from the University of Flirting Tech. It is my greatest ambition to officially apply for the internship of a lifetime—as your devoted partner.
This special internship is set to commence this July, with a lifelong contract that only ends if you choose to let me go. My love-at-first-sight resume is enclosed for your tender consideration.
I eagerly await your favorable response. You may reach me anytime via Instagram: _t3xture_ 😉
With all my affection,
Teerasak S.